(Source: thequotejournals.com, via langleav)
I think it’s important to realize you can miss something, but not want it back.
boo backwards is oob which is just one letter away from boob
boo is one letter from boob too tho
life is just full of miracles
(via guy)
ma ya mcm eat the crunchy nature valley granola bars in the living room right after you vacuumed smh
(via bastille)
I want attention and affection and intimacy and mushy shit.
(Source: dothemoststpatrick, via popp-punkk)
I ordered Jimmy Johns and it took the delivery man 5 minutes and 1 second to bring me my food and he showed up with a katana and my sandwich and said “I’m so sorry, I’ve gone over my time promise, please, dispose of me, I am worthless” and handed me the katana and I was like “yo what, I don’t care dude, go back to your work it’s fine” and he was like “THEN BOSS WILL DISPOSE OF ME YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND I BROKE THE PROMISE” and then cops showed up and started shooting at him and was like “YOU’RE TOO KIND LADY, HE MUST DIE, ITS A LAW.” and then one cop started swinging the katana at his neck then I woke up
Source name. Keep forgetting to look at source names
(via kimpossibooty)